Signs (trying to) flirt

peoples wanted gif posts

i give peoples gif post

it’s 2 in the morning 

ARIES: 

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER: 

LEO:
 

VIRGO:
 

LIBRA:
 

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:
 

Eastern signs preparing for a group presentation

Requested by an anon. Twice.

Rat: One minute they have a business face on, reciting everything Wikipedia said about the Prelude, the other he gets distracted by a ladybug before starting to toy around with his pencil sharpener humming We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift. If you hit them hard enough or remind them of the consequences of a failed presentation they will get back to serious mode. For a bit.


Ox: They will work harder than anybody. They will complain about anybody that slacks, but might just wind up ignoring that person and taking over the slacker’s work. They stay serious more easily than others, correcting every grammar mistake someone might make. If they feel irritated about a group member they will either try to ignore them or lecture them. Shouting at them is only the extreme for an Ox, but when they do they’re like a Dragon ranting about girl scouts.


Tiger: It’s hard to get them to start, as they will sometimes just laugh around at the beginning, but once they’ve gotten down to business (heh) they are for realzies. They are capable to write 10 paragraphs about a single aspect that can be told in 5 lines if they’re passionate enough, and they usually are. Sometimes you might even have to stop a Tiger before they get too deep into a subject. They can be lively in the group while still typing their text, and people will have to pull them away from the Powerpoint as they tend to try to squeeze a lot of information into on panel, which is really unnecessary and will make the slide look weird.


Rabbit: At least they stay quiet. They try to speak the least in the actual presentation, and they do a reasonable amount of work behind the scenes. They’re probably the one to bring everyone their snacks or make everyone less stressed and feel encouraged to continue scrolling through the boring pages and not somehow get sucked into Tumblr. Yes they’re that good.


Dragon: They won’t want to do much, but they will interfere if something interests them, if they feel like everyone is getting too stupid or if their team decides to use a dumb font for the Powerpoint. And scream at ‘em. Dragons will do more of the commenting than looking for information. Also, if you don’t motivate them or start criticizing them too much, they might just rage quit. It’s hard to get them back right away.


Snake: They are going to write down every information, forgetting the existence of a printer, and highlight everything important. And to them 90% of things are important. They will strictly be the one to organize stuff, though you should trust them. They’re good at that sort of thing. They move slowly through the process, just because of their eye for detail. They’re pretty intelligent and might already have some knowledge about the subject since the beginning.


Horse: They will probably reenact the historical war scenes if they get too bored, or simply feels the need to. It’s odd, but they do sometimes. When the group gathers, their mind might automatically assume that it’s a small party someone threw, and they will have the reflex to try to be the life of it until everyone starts shushing them and glaring at them. But normally every group has a few people willing to laugh at their jokes, or maybe the whole group. Though when it feels like they’ve been talking for hours, Horse will finally start looking for information. Thank gods for their ability to multitask.


Sheep: The Sheep just wanted a bit of peace, and now they have to deal with a group project. Dammit. They will probably doodle out many things along with the paper they write, or just doodle on their hand once anyone like an Ox has confiscated it. Then they will fall asleep while the others do stuff and plan the oral presentation, snapping up only when someone assigns them a task. They will drag themselves to do it anyways, and will make themselves do it well, because it’s their job, and it’ll make the group happy, right?   


Monkey:  They are the main reason the group gets out of subject while debating on how to attract the audience with passive humor, like, a funny comment or an in your pants joke or something. But they some up with many ideas for it, and you might just be thankful to have such a quick wit in your team. Don’t hand them the stapler though. Just don’t.


Rooster: They’re pretty hardworking, walking around to look at everyone’s work and try to help everyone. When they do their own part, they try to avoid having too many complex details, but they just keep adding some instead from time to time! They make sure that the project is a priority in their life, though they sometimes just forget about that important thing and get stuck brushing their hair for hours or some shit. They always feel like living paradoxes.


Dog: Although they love thinking their neurons out to find a cool idea, getting ideas from others is accepted by them too as long as they’re not stupid. So if you tell them to do something not stupid, they will damn right do it even though it wasn’t really what they had in mind. They try to keep the word count of each person’s text in the presentation as equal as possible for some reason.


Pig: They are the ones to add the finishing touches to any work. Give them the note you just wrote and they will filter it for you, adding things, crossing out unnecessary things, all that stuff. It’s not like they will do so much in the preparing for the presentation, but they do stuff at least, and they can be great help. They tend to express themselves freely, whether they make sense or get totally what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about

The signs ordering pizza

(CHANGE OF MIND HAHA MAYBE I DID HAVE IDEAS AFTER ALL)

ARIES would just order the first thing they see and don’t hate. If the delivery takes more than 10 minutes they will scream at people and/or make whale noises
TAURUS would be patient enough, but will probably say that they want to order something big and cheap
GEMINI would just order the coolest sounding pizza name
CANCER would insist on making their own pizza
LEO won’t mind ordering expensive ones even if they have a freeloader roommate, you know unless that roommate is too pathetically a freeloader
VIRGO would try to order something more healthy which is hilarious 
LIBRA …you guys obviously know where I’m going. Indecisive. Duh.
SCORPIO would just tell them to surprise them, and then complain if they don’t think it’s good 
SAGITTARIUS would order pizza with a weird voice to confuse them and probably give out a weird fake name, and then gigglesnort while eating 
CAPRICORN would calculate if the price is worth the toppings
AQUARIUS would sometimes try to order the most incredibly, uh… unique pizza. That might have just been another word for what-the-actual-fuck-how-do-you-even  
PISCES will talk to the guy on the phone as if they were their close friend while ordering pizza 

Your dog’s zodiac (translated)

moonwolfhowl:

vudupins:

derpastrology:

If you know your dog’s sign you can see if they relate. If you don’t try to figure it out with these characteristics :D !!(Though it depends on the breed too)

ARIES DOGS: Allot of energy, but likes to play alone or with you more than hang out with other dogs. Sometimes trip and fall. Don’t always want to do what you say. Fought with other dogs for no exact reason. Don’t sleep that much.

TAURUS DOGS: Very stubborn, hard to train at the start. Bigger neck than average. Likes to sleep on your bed, or at least in big blankets. Slower and less energy than most of the other dogs. Very loyal and stays besides you. 

GEMINI DOGS: Barks allot. Learns tricks very fast. Quite thin. Don’t pay attention really easily, easily loses focus on something. Curious about anything. Greets strangers like they know them.

CANCER DOGS: Rather be at home than go to the park and run around. Likes mealtime. Allot. Quiet, likes to lay down calmly and look around. Likes to play around with water. A little lazier. Shy.

LEO DOGS: Always seek attention. Always try to defend you. Very energetic and playful. Good guard dog. Enthusiastic with every activity. Loyal and trusting. A little clumsy when it comes to jumping around.

VIRGO DOGS: A little tidier (But of course they’re dogs, so they can be messy) Will obey easily after trained. Stays still when groomed. A little selfish when it comes to sharing toys or food with other dogs.

LIBRA DOGS: Avoids fights with other dogs. Likes to lie down for half an hour doing nothing but glare at things. Don’t get jealous with other pets in the house, unless you really treat the other pets way better (that’ll be unfair)

SCORPIO DOGS: Usually have beautiful eyes. Quiet type. Stubborn. Very cautious with strangers. Stares at you sometimes. Very independent. Kinda hard to get. Loves sleep.

SAGITTARIUS DOGS: Endless energy. Usually bounces around. Can destroy your things for no reason or possible explanation. Barks allot. Brave and fierce. Don’t like to fight but gets provoked easily. Hard to train.

CAPRICORN DOGS: A little selfish with food and toys (like Virgo). Quiet. Sometimes ignore everything. More careful than other dogs (But again, it is a dog, so…). Littler energy than other dogs.

AQUARIUS DOGS: Very independent. Not very confident when playing. Never silent for too long. Hates the dark. Most likely to mess up your electric wires, or even chew them off. Weird actions for no reason.

PISCES DOGS: Ridiculously shy to strangers. Seems like it understands what you’re feeling. Likes to cuddle. Very quiet. Very rarely gets violent or bark loudly. Likes to hide so you would have to search literally EVERYWHERE

Lol so accurate…My pup is a Gemini too. XD

does this work for cats too?

As i venture into the past of another blog, I find one of my old derps. I decided to let it rise anew. *shot*

And @moonwolfhowl I made a separate cat zodiacs post

Eastern signs most to least lists (2)

durr first one here

wow I’m being completely and unnecessarily randomness and stereotypicalness

 is that even a word

Most to least loud while debating:

  1. Dragon
  2. Tiger
  3. Horse
  4. Rooster
  5. Monkey
  6. Rat
  7. Dog
  8. Ox
  9. Pig
  10. Snake
  11. Sheep
  12. Rabbit


Most to least obsessive in fandoms:

  1. Pig
  2. Rabbit
  3. Horse
  4. Dog
  5. Monkey
  6. Rat
  7. Sheep
  8. Rooster
  9. Tiger
  10. Dragon
  11. Snake
  12. Ox

Most to least hardworking in business:

  1. Ox
  2. Snake
  3. Dog
  4. Rat
  5. Tiger
  6. Horse
  7. Dragon
  8. Monkey
  9. Rooster
  10. Sheep
  11. Rabbit
  12. Pig

Most to least likely to sing in the shower:

  1. Monkey
  2. Rabbit
  3. Pig
  4. Rat
  5. Rooster
  6. Tiger
  7. Dragon
  8. Horse
  9. Dog
  10. Sheep
  11. Ox
  12. Snake

Most to least likely to cut in line:

  1. Horse
  2. Monkey
  3. Rooster
  4. Dragon
  5. Rat
  6. Tiger
  7. Ox
  8. Pig
  9. Snake
  10. Dog
  11. Rabbit
  12. Sheep

Most to least likely to become a successful serial killer (uh…):

  1. Rat
  2. Dragon
  3. Tiger
  4. Monkey
  5. Snake
  6. Horse
  7. Rooster
  8. Ox
  9. Pig
  10. Rabbit
  11. Sheep
  12. Dog

The signs getting rejected

An anon suggested I did “A GIF POST ABOUT GETTING REJECTED IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE BURSTS INTO A MUSHROOM CLOUD RIGHT AFTER EATING A HUNDRED BABIES”

ah.

  • ARIES:



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  • GEMINI:



  • CANCER:



  • LEO:



  • VIRGO:



  • LIBRA:



  • SCORPIO:



  • SAGITTARIUS:



  • CAPRICORN:


  • AQUARIUS:


  • PISCES:

The signs when Tumblr came back

ARIES: OH MY GOD I WAITED FOR SO FUCKING LONG I WAS EXITED AND IMPATIENT AND ALL THOSE STUFF AND NOTHING ACTUALLY CHANGED OH MY GODDDD! WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN DO?!>:I

TAURUS: …I was expecting they’d bring the old Tumblr back, but okay.

GEMINI: * immediately messages Tumblr friends*

CANCER: *hugs PC* Oh Tumblr, I knew you wouldn’t leave me for long 

LEO:  FINALLY! CONTACT WITH MY FELLOW LORDS! NO MORE PEASANTS! WOOT! 

VIRGO: At least they didn’t Comic Sans Font everything

LIBRA: TUMBLRBUBU! Geez, I was getting worried you might be gone for a long time. Not that you were gone for a ‘short’ time.

SCORPIO: OH MY GOD, TUMBLR STAFF, ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE TO GIVE US AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN

SAGITTARIUS:  Finally! Something to do! I was so bored!

CAPRICORN: It was about time! That was so completely pointless! 

AQUARIUS: *digs around aimlessly for any changes the staff made* Wait a minute… HEY. I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING MAJOR.

PISCES: *happy dance expressing their feelings*