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Signs as kids when their parents give them "The Talk"

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:29:20 +0700

implying that they don’t already are reading otp smut online or anything

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

meago-was-here: all signs

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:31:24 +0700

meago-was-here:

all signs

If all the Olympians were Zodiac Signs ((Western)) who would they be?

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:31:13 +0700

im pretty sure they HAVE DESIGNATED OLYMPIANS FROM THE START ACTUALLY so

omf i got angry even if i didn’t really get angry i looked like i got angrylet me do something nice

here i give you a cupcake your mind has been erased

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:56:49 +0700

Signs when an irrelevant friend suddenly appear for a visit in the middle of summer

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:05:52 +0700

You’re just mindin your own business being blissfully lazy in your underwear when he or she or whatever they are shows up out of the blue and just ?????

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

Whispers I really love your blog though it makes me rly fuckin happy

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:40:44 +0700

sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:33:02 +0700

sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other astrology blogs i’m pretty sure derpastrology is literally the nightblog of the astrology blog world or like the weird cousin nobody talks about

How would you describe a Monkey/Cancer?

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:33:55 +0700

Monkeys are usually really talkative and outgoing and loud and stuff but the Cancerian monkey i guess is quieter and more family orientated than most other kinds of monkeys? They’re still not overly attached though because the monkey thing makes them still really social and fun. Just… sometimes they tend to give too much to their loved ones and not deal with their own issues

Describe Leo Pig?

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:31:00 +0700

They are mostly more modest than other Leos, but they seek more pleasure and would be labelled as one with bad habits. They’re nice and generous and all that stuff, genuinely good-willed, and generally try to ignore their own flaws, which could be good in some cases but not good in others. They can be really stubborn and childish though - but not as overly dramatic as other Leos I suppose bluh

ang-gandako: ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:24:14 +0700

ang-gandako:

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

maginaryfriendships replied to your photoset: ♈: Also im not kawaii im manly ♈: Im manly as...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:42:39 +0700

maginaryfriendships replied to your photoset: ♈: Also im not kawaii im manly ♈: Im manly as fuck…

You do realize a ram is just a male sheep… right?

Aries is too manly for the general term

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Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:33:13 +0700

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Eastern signs life problems (The common ones. Everybody knows people have more problems than this)

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 18:25:05 +0700

90% of you dont give a fuck about eastern astrology but whatever

Rat: Can’t help spending the money: even though you can earn quite a lot you sure have a tendency to spend most of it quickly
Ox: Exhausting yourself over things with complete seriousness and detail even though it was meant to be fun, relaxing and hobby-ish. Sometimes you do things that aren’t even your job because you worry others wouldn’t do it in time or well enough.
Tiger: Getting extremely exited/passionate about something before it starts even though you’re not sure if it’ll happen, and then being extremely disappointed because it didn’t happen. Also, Tigers have… relatively bad luck, so sorry.
Rabbit: Crying easily and being treated like you’re a complete pushover
Dragon: Hating people who hide what they think about you, even negatively, but being naturally offended when people tell you what they don’t like about you.
Snake: Somehow getting sucked into an endless vortex of lies and not wanting to admit now that it’s serious even though it’s gravely affecting things
Horse: Too stubborn and slightly embarrassed to admit that you’re wrong in an argument - even though you are.
Sheep: Getting lost in an almost utopian dream or some sort of fictional world in your head, but once you snap out of it, you become extremely anxious and insecure over life
Monkey: Realizing that you’re being an asshat only when it’s way too late and sucking at apologies in general
Rooster: Boasting about something, but failing when you’re trying to demonstrate it, even though you’re actually very good at it.
Dog: Knowing that you’re being super overprotective and somewhat annoying, but continues being overprotective anyways
Pig: People thinking that you’re shy and reserved because you don’t really have much to say on the subject, but actually is really talkative when the time comes. Actually, actually being really talkative when the time comes is sort of a problem too, because nobody can stop you then.

Stupid question! Regarding Chinese astrology, actually. Where would I find my element along with my zodiac there? I've been wondering that. Sorryifthisistoodumb!

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 11:59:13 +0700

Uhhhh try just searching up your birth year and type “chinese zodiac” after it

i’m laughing and crying because all 106 of your post suggestions either have already been...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:28:14 +0700

i’m laughing and crying because all 106 of your post suggestions either have already been done, can’t be done or just not relevant

helloooooooo i'm a new grasshopper :D i was just wondering what your star sign was? O.o awesome blog btw xD

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:25:40 +0700

LEt’S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

I SWEAR I’VE ANSWERED LIKE 10 OF THESE THINGS

I AM A SAGITTARIAN, MOON GEMINI, TAURUS ASCENDANT, AND A METAL DRAGON

WE ARE DONE OMG

Anyone have any suggestions for posts?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:01:19 +0700

Anyone have any suggestions for posts?

I was born on 4th Feb 2000 and I'm not sure if I'm a Rabbit or Dragon( Eastern astrology). Can you help shed some light on this?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:57:00 +0700

You’re almost a Dragon. I imagine you being a bunny with scales hopping around freaking everyone out. But technically you’re a rabbit.

I was born on january 15 1998, is it true that I'm an Ox?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:53:00 +0700

Yes. The lunar new year is around February. If you’re born on February you have the pain in the ass of looking up the year’s lunar calendar to do, but since you’re born so early in the year it becomes easy. You’re an Ox.

Anyone who needs it here’s a spiffy place to convert stuff

Describe Virgo rats?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:50:12 +0700

Hm. Well, for a starter, you have a great eye for detail and a capability to do tasks, especially those that require investigation or research. When you grow up and become a parent (if you want of course) you’ll be one of those parents who will magically find everything your child lost in 5 seconds seriously

completely serious astrology *strokes wise beard*

Signs as kids when their parents give them "The Talk"

meago-was-here: all signs

If all the Olympians were Zodiac Signs ((Western)) who would they be?

Photo

Signs when an irrelevant friend suddenly appear for a visit in the middle of summer

Whispers I really love your blog though it makes me rly fuckin happy

sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other...

How would you describe a Monkey/Cancer?

Describe Leo Pig?

ang-gandako: ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April...

maginaryfriendships replied to your photoset: ♈: Also im not kawaii im manly ♈: Im manly as...

♈: Also im not kawaii im manly♈: Im manly as fuck♈: Isagiyoi

Eastern signs life problems (The common ones. Everybody knows people have more problems than this)

Stupid question! Regarding Chinese astrology, actually. Where would I find my element along with my zodiac there? I've been wondering that. Sorryifthisistoodumb!

i’m laughing and crying because all 106 of your post suggestions either have already been...

helloooooooo i'm a new grasshopper :D i was just wondering what your star sign was? O.o awesome blog btw xD

Anyone have any suggestions for posts?

I was born on 4th Feb 2000 and I'm not sure if I'm a Rabbit or Dragon( Eastern astrology). Can you help shed some light on this?

I was born on january 15 1998, is it true that I'm an Ox?

Describe Virgo rats?

completely serious astrology strokes wise beard