Common Exaggerated Zodiac Stereotypes

acidstrtr:

Aries: I’m a selfish prick who belittles and degrades other people. I’m also a big baby.

Taurus: I’m this food obsessed weirdo who hoards money under my mattress. 

Gemini: I’m either the cattiest bitch or a socially rejected bookworm. 

Cancer: I’m a cry baby who can’t control my pacific ocean sized emotions.

Leo: I am the King or Queen, everyone must grovel at my feet, and I’m selfish and shallow.

Virgo: I’m either a vegetarian neat-freak or a rude, criticizing jerk.

Libra: I can’t ever make up my mind about anything and I’m as shallow as a kiddie pool.

Scorpio: I’m a sex addicted freak beneath the sheets who’s mean and psycho. Now love me or feel my scorpion wrath.

Sagittarius: I’m Mr. Sunshine all day, every day. I also don’t care about other people’s feelings because I’m an ass!

Capricorn: I’m so serious that I never have fun doing anything. I also marry people with status because that’s all I care about.

Aquarius: I’m strange and eccentric, if I do have friends then all of them are fake, and I have the emotional range of a teaspoon.

Pisces: I can predict the future at the blink of an eyelash and I’ll either become super successful in life or fail everything. I’m also an emotional water balloon.

  1. vaultawesome reblogged this from derpastrology and added:
    Actually….some scorpios(me in a way) are exactly like this…and i love being a stereotypical scorpio
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    Lol
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