sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other astrology blogs i’m pretty sure derpastrology is literally the nightblog of the astrology blog world or like the weird cousin nobody talks about
Monkeys are usually really talkative and outgoing and loud and stuff but the Cancerian monkey i guess is quieter and more family orientated than most other kinds of monkeys? They’re still not overly attached though because the monkey thing makes them still really social and fun. Just… sometimes they tend to give too much to their loved ones and not deal with their own issues
They are mostly more modest than other Leos, but they seek more pleasure and would be labelled as one with bad habits. They’re nice and generous and all that stuff, genuinely good-willed, and generally try to ignore their own flaws, which could be good in some cases but not good in others. They can be really stubborn and childish though - but not as overly dramatic as other Leos I suppose bluh
Eastern signs life problems (The common ones. Everybody knows people have more problems than this)
90% of you dont give a fuck about eastern astrology but whatever
Rat: Can’t help spending the money: even though you can earn quite a lot you sure have a tendency to spend most of it quickly Ox: Exhausting yourself over things with complete seriousness and detail even though it was meant to be fun, relaxing and hobby-ish. Sometimes you do things that aren’t even your job because you worry others wouldn’t do it in time or well enough. Tiger: Getting extremely exited/passionate about something before it starts even though you’re not sure if it’ll happen, and then being extremely disappointed because it didn’t happen. Also, Tigers have… relatively bad luck, so sorry. Rabbit: Crying easily and being treated like you’re a complete pushover Dragon: Hating people who hide what they think about you, even negatively, but being naturally offended when people tell you what they don’t like about you. Snake: Somehow getting sucked into an endless vortex of lies and not wanting to admit now that it’s serious even though it’s gravely affecting things Horse: Too stubborn and slightly embarrassed to admit that you’re wrong in an argument - even though you are. Sheep: Getting lost in an almost utopian dream or some sort of fictional world in your head, but once you snap out of it, you become extremely anxious and insecure over life Monkey: Realizing that you’re being an asshat only when it’s way too late and sucking at apologies in general Rooster: Boasting about something, but failing when you’re trying to demonstrate it, even though you’re actually very good at it. Dog: Knowing that you’re being super overprotective and somewhat annoying, but continues being overprotective anyways Pig: People thinking that you’re shy and reserved because you don’t really have much to say on the subject, but actually is really talkative when the time comes. Actually, actually being really talkative when the time comes is sort of a problem too, because nobody can stop you then.
I was born on january 15 1998, is it true that I'm an Ox?
Yes. The lunar new year is around February. If you’re born on February you have the pain in the ass of looking up the year’s lunar calendar to do, but since you’re born so early in the year it becomes easy. You’re an Ox.
Hm. Well, for a starter, you have a great eye for detail and a capability to do tasks, especially those that require investigation or research. When you grow up and become a parent (if you want of course) you’ll be one of those parents who will magically find everything your child lost in 5 seconds seriously
Cancerian sheep are kind and gentle and their fuel is basically love. You need people to love you and you need someone to love pls don’t take this by the other sense of loving. You value family more than romantic relationships event though both those things are your priorities
Could you explain the whole "arian earth ox" and "leonian metal ox"? Like, I get the Aries and Leo parts, but the elements, how do you come up with them? And what do they mean? If there's a link you can direct me towards to make it easier for you, that would be awesome, too. Thanks
there are 5 elements in chinese astrology, water, earth, fire… wood and metal. HAhhahh you thought i was gonna say air ok maybe not
but the actual order is Fire, Earth, Metal, Water, Wood.
look at them cussin at each other and stuff someone must be getting seriously offended rn. They even destroy each other and I’m pretty sure Fire is one of those annoying drama queens (“Overacting Cycle”) but idk. Earth is stable so no wonder it can take it. For now.
Well each chinese lunar cycle zodiac thing actually has 60 signs. Each year there’s like a new combination (for example, I’m a Metal Dragon, which ads to me being badass).
I don’t want to write everything out now so here’s a direct quote from http://www.alwaysastrology.com hahah i’m such a good astrology blogger
There are relationships between each of these Chinese Elements. They each have a beneficial relationship, a destructive relationship and a hostile relationship to the other Elements. The beneficial relationships are as follows: Water generates Wood; Wood generates Fire; Fire generates Earth; Earth generates Metal; Metal generates Water. The destructive relationships are as follows: Water puts out Fire; Fire melts Metal; Metal cuts Wood; Wood breaks Earth and Earth swallows Water. The hostile relationships are as follows: Water hates Fire; Fire hates Metal; Metal hates Wood; Wood hates Earth and Earth hates Water.
Each of these Elements has their own set of characteristics that affect the animal signs. As each of the Elements pass through the animal signs, these characteristics modify the animal signs, making small changes to the normal characteristics of that Sign. This creates 60 different combinations in the Chinese zodiac.
Ok i’m quasi-nighbloggin here i’ll stop soon but like, if you have questions ask them i’m in the mood
Aries: Voiceacting & Witty (or not) audio reactions to stuff Taurus: Art - mostly serious and without accidental jokes (MOSTLY) Gemini: Shipping so intense everyone starts shipping the same thing without even noticing Cancer: Fluff Fanfiction Leo: 349832749 AU ideas Virgo: Headcanons that make a little more sense and can more times make you react with one of those nifty lil mind blown gifs than some but aren’t as amusing Libra: Cosplay & fluffart Scorpio: Smut fanfiction Neat fandom inside joke related text posts Sagittarius: Those copy paste edits w/ that font that you just don’t understand but find it funny anyways bc u have no friend Capricorn: Angst Fanfiction Aquarius: Headcanons that usually only remotely make sense, sometimes not at all Pisces: tears and lying on the cold hard ground
UhHhHhHHHhhHH… This is a difficult question because i don’t think it’s easy to base these on the signs alone… but uh… just personal guesses?
Aries: Prince of Rage Taurus: Sylph of Doom Gemini: Thief of Space Cancer: Page of Blood Leo: Heir of Heart Virgo: Mage of Life Libra: Rogue of Breath Scorpio: Witch of Void Sagittarius: Knight of Light Capricorn: Seer of Time Aquarius: Bard of Mind Pisces: Maid of Hope
why the fuck do sagittarians act so annoying. They should never go on tumblr, omg. They're so hateful and so fake and they're the perfect "white girl". They're enthusiastic just to make everyone think they're great, and they have the worst, most irritating sense of humour. They're probably the ones to send anon hate everywhere. Also, they're like leos in the term of arrogance but don't have the generosity to make up for it. They're the worst sign. Other fire signs (leo aries) are way better
I did some researches about astrology things in the old vietnamese library instead of studying woo
You know how Aries is the Leader of the Zodiac, Taurus is the Owner of the Zodiac etc…
Well I found the thing for the Eastern one (i have no idea I’m just gonna put this up so uh okay and also there are many versions i’m just gonna stuff them all here)
Rat: The Thief/The Merchant/The Trickster/The envoy Ox: The Worker/The Dictator/The Builder Tiger: The General Cat/Rabbit: The Concubine/The Heir Dragon: The Emperor Snake: The Advisor/The Astrologer/The Magistrate Horse: The Messenger/The Goat/Sheep: The Servant ***Monkey: The Musician/The Scribe/The Student Rooster: The Prince/The Warrior Dog: The Guard/The Savior Pig: The Peasant (IT LITERALLY TRANSLATES INTO THAT)/The gambler/The innkeeper
Like the western tittles, some are a little wtf why
Since the ask box on the tarot rp group seems to be closed, I thought I'd come here to ask a few things regarding the group. . . ; w ; First of all, is it necessary to know a lot about tarot cards? I will do more research on what's said about the tarot card of my choice, but I'm a bit worried about accidentally making the character a bit uhh. . . OOC. "OTL I think you get what I mean? Also, my first language isn't English. Can I still join even though my writing isn't all that great? wehh
Nah you don’t have to know a lot. Just look through at the one you’re choosing. But I opened the ask box though 0.0 And your writing doesn’t have to be great. That’s why there’s no sample requirement