April 2013
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Signs as kids when their parents give them "The...
implying that they don’t already are reading otp smut online or anything
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March 2013
27 posts
Anonymous asked: If all the Olympians were Zodiac Signs ((Western)) who would they be?
Signs when an irrelevant friend suddenly appear...
You’re just mindin your own business being blissfully lazy in your underwear when he or she or whatever they are shows up out of the blue and just ?????
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GEMINI:
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AQUARIUS:
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rainbowkazzie asked: Whispers I really love your blog though it makes me rly fuckin happy
sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other astrology blogs i’m pretty sure derpastrology is literally the nightblog of the astrology blog world or like the weird cousin nobody talks about
Anonymous asked: How would you describe a Monkey/Cancer?
Anonymous asked: Describe Leo Pig?
maginaryfriendships replied to your photoset: ♈: Also im not kawaii im manly ♈: Im manly as fuck…
You do realize a ram is just a male sheep… right?
Aries is too manly for the general term
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Eastern signs life problems (The common ones....
90% of you dont give a fuck about eastern astrology but whatever
Rat: Can’t help spending the money: even though you can earn quite a lot you sure have a tendency to spend most of it quickly Ox: Exhausting yourself over things with complete seriousness and detail even though it was meant to be fun, relaxing and hobby-ish. Sometimes you do things that aren’t even your job because you...
danichuu asked: Stupid question! Regarding Chinese astrology, actually. Where would I find my element along with my zodiac there? I've been wondering that. Sorryifthisistoodumb!
i’m laughing and crying because all 106 of your post suggestions either have already been done, can’t be done or just not relevant
Anonymous asked: helloooooooo i'm a new grasshopper :D i was just wondering what your star sign was? O.o awesome blog btw xD
Anyone have any suggestions for posts?
Anonymous asked: I was born on 4th Feb 2000 and I'm not sure if I'm a Rabbit or Dragon( Eastern astrology). Can you help shed some light on this?
Anonymous asked: I was born on january 15 1998, is it true that I'm an Ox?
Anonymous asked: Describe Virgo rats?
Anonymous asked: my boyfriend and i are both scorpios but he was born in october and i was born in november, does that make any difference or not really?
Anonymous asked: I'm a Cancer Sheep. what does this mean exactly?
Anonymous asked: So, because I was born in early October of 1992, I would be a Libran water monkey?
Anonymous asked: Could you explain the whole "arian earth ox" and "leonian metal ox"? Like, I get the Aries and Leo parts, but the elements, how do you come up with them? And what do they mean? If there's a link you can direct me towards to make it easier for you, that would be awesome, too. Thanks
Anonymous asked: So, I'm a scorpio (October28) and my boyfriend's a Taurus (April28). He asked me to be his girlfriend on a 28 before we knew each other's birth dates. Coincidence? I thiNK NOT???//!!!11
Anonymous asked: hitler was an ox obama was also an ox wake up america
Anonymous asked: Why do so many people have pluto in Libra-Scorpio-Sagittarius-Capricorn???
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February 2013
16 posts
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Signs' contribution to their fandom
Aries: Voiceacting & Witty (or not) audio reactions to stuff Taurus: Art - mostly serious and without accidental jokes (MOSTLY) Gemini: Shipping so intense everyone starts shipping the same thing without even noticing Cancer: Fluff Fanfiction Leo: 349832749 AU ideas Virgo: Headcanons that make a little more sense and can more times make you react with one of those nifty lil mind blown gifs...
blogger’s block is a thing
i think this url is a good reflection of my previous meme stage
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Derpastrology: Behind the scenes
life-is-just-a-dream-182:
dysphorism:
can you kill yourself without making a commitment to death forever
like just die for a year or something
then be like
im back bitches
this blog’s birthday is on Valentines day :)
fangsandfun:
a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”
suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
Anonymous asked: what do you think this blog's title would be
Anonymous asked: what would be good god tiers for the signs
it’s been suspected since i was young but yep now it’s official i actually have autism oh well now i can pretend the annoying fucks on the bus are actually informative
the-blackdahlia asked: randomzodiac changed the URL! do you know the new one, please? xo
Anonymous asked: why the fuck do sagittarians act so annoying. They should never go on tumblr, omg. They're so hateful and so fake and they're the perfect "white girl". They're enthusiastic just to make everyone think they're great, and they have the worst, most irritating sense of humour. They're probably the ones to send anon hate everywhere. Also, they're like leos in the...
MONKEY
I did some researches about astrology things in...
You know how Aries is the Leader of the Zodiac, Taurus is the Owner of the Zodiac etc…
Well I found the thing for the Eastern one (i have no idea I’m just gonna put this up so uh okay and also there are many versions i’m just gonna stuff them all here)
Rat: The Thief/The Merchant/The Trickster/The envoy Ox: The Worker/The Dictator/The Builder Tiger: The General Cat/Rabbit: The...
January 2013
12 posts
a little known fact is that i’m actually a llama
sypi asked: Since the ask box on the tarot rp group seems to be closed, I thought I'd come here to ask a few things regarding the group. . . ; w ; First of all, is it necessary to know a lot about tarot cards? I will do more research on what's said about the tarot card of my choice, but I'm a bit worried about accidentally making the character a bit uhh. . . OOC. "OTL I think you get what...
my hand slipped
