Signs as kids when their parents give them “The Talk”
implying that they don’t already are reading otp smut online or anything
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all signs
A message from Anonymous
If all the Olympians were Zodiac Signs ((Western)) who would they be?
im pretty sure they HAVE DESIGNATED OLYMPIANS FROM THE START ACTUALLY so
omf i got angry even if i didn’t really get angry i looked like i got angrylet me do something nice
here i give you a cupcake your mind has been erased
Signs when an irrelevant friend suddenly appear for a visit in the middle of summer
You’re just mindin your own business being blissfully lazy in your underwear when he or she or whatever they are shows up out of the blue and just ?????
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A message from rainbowkazzie
Whispers I really love your blog though it makes me rly fuckin happy
sometimes i laugh when you guys think i’m any sort of competition at all against other astrology blogs i’m pretty sure derpastrology is literally the nightblog of the astrology blog world or like the weird cousin nobody talks about
